Large Hadron Collider Vs. An Easy Bake Oven

Large Hadron ColliderEasy-Bake Oven
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Makes mini black holesMakes mini chocolate or yellow cakes
Requires 1.8 exowatts of powerShould not exceed 75w bulb
Toroidal LHC ApparatusLightbulb in a cardboard box
Cannot make methMakes meth
Could destroy the universe if improperly set.Fire hazard. Keep away from drapery.
$4.3 billion in construction costs, $1 billion annual operating costs$29.95 new, $59.95 vintage plus $.41 per cake.

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